A Day In The Life Of Me.

My mom is yelling at my brother and I overheard this.

• Mom: GO TO YOUR ROOM!
• Brother: that's not fair.
• Mom: DO AS I SAY.
• Brother: You never send Lizzie to her room when she's in trouble!!
• Mom: Lizzie never leaves her room. If she were in trouble I'd make her sit in the living room or go outside or talk to human beings.
• Me: I CAN HEAR YOU.

10 ways to kill a zombie.

trishhyy:

1. Crow bar to the skull.
2. Drop an Egyptian obelisk on them.
3. Light the zombie on fire.
4. Smash its head in a convection oven while it’s on. 
5. Run it over a car.
6. .308 Winchester to the head.
7. Chainsaw the fuck out of it.
8. Starve the zombie out.
9. Trap the zombie in a pit of concrete. 
10. Put the zombie through a wood chipper.

Good luck.

(via xcellardoor)